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His girlfriend wanted him to slow down the car, but he put his foot down.
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i carry around a small lizard on my shoulder. i call him ''Tiny'' because he's my newt.
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I tried to get into fishing, but I couldn't get hooked
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A freudian slip is when you say one thing but you're thinking about your mother
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The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
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Space Heaters make great House-Warming gifts.
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great.
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The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
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