Punstoppable - submit and vote on your favorite puns

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Obama been fricking idiot.

yoyo, February 6, 2009 - 11:39 pm
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what happens when you cut the U.S. constitution in half horizontally? the U.S. divided, the north half and south half

Justin, September 1, 2009 - 10:43 pm
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When I was a kid, my ADHD was so bad, that my parents would send me to this summertime retreat that was supposed to help me focus my thoughts. You know, Concentration Camp.

Responsible Jon, February 21, 2009 - 11:02 am
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Mr Kluth actually thats the wrong awnser (Mr. Kluth....he doesnt have a Clueth)

ned the great, April 19, 2009 - 05:07 pm
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I don't think the increase in bus ticket prices is very fare.

Aaron, June 26, 2010 - 10:34 pm
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Energy is my current-cy!

Nate M., January 26, 2011 - 02:47 pm
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A dog gave birth on the side of the road and was cited for littering.

Bobby Marko, October 9, 2010 - 02:35 am
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Don't buy the guys who were stuck underground in Chile any beers. They are miners.

JOE!, October 15, 2010 - 01:04 am