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7 days of anal sex makes a whole week.
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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
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Recently, we did a survey of ten top puns on Punstoppable.com. We wanted to see how many of them would be punished by users. However, after the survey we found that no pun in ten did.
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There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
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I tried to cut an apple in half, but failed miserably. It was pretty hardcore.
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What do you call a fake noodle? An imPASTA!
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I was pissed that i had to go to the urologist.
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