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two pretzels were walking down the road one got a salted (assulted)
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a termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?"
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I don't think the increase in bus ticket prices is very fare.
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The sea said to the sand, "are you shore?"
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The mundane pig was a boar
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whenever i hang out with terrorists, we always have a BLAST.
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Pediatricians are for babies!
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When the thief left the jewelry store, he left no evidence. It was a stainless steal.
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