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What do you call something that's brown and sticky? A stick, silly!
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I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
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For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.
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When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one.
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Talking to her about computer hardware I make my mother board.
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Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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A freudian slip is when you say one thing but you're thinking about your mother
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