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A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors marooned.
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Pompous male bees are often known to drone on about themselves.
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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The Biomedical Engineer didn't have the heart to check the EKG machine.
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I swear guys. If I hear one more pun, I'm going to PUNch somebody!
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To avoid splashing on yourself when using a urinal, be sure to cock it to the side.
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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
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If intervening was an olympic sport, he'd win the gold meddle.


