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She didn't like her masseuse, she rubbed her the wrong way.

Bobby, December 17, 2008 - 08:18 am
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I was pissed that i had to go to the urologist.

ross, December 17, 2008 - 08:08 am
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I ordered a vegetarian salad but it tasted a little fishy

ross, December 17, 2008 - 08:03 am
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This site is a joke

Ross, December 17, 2008 - 07:02 am
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I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Bobby, December 16, 2008 - 09:58 pm
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What do you call a fake noodle? An imPASTA!

Bobby, December 16, 2008 - 09:54 pm
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What do you call a wandering nun? A Roman Catholic!

Maura!!!!!, December 16, 2008 - 08:18 pm