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what happens when you cut the U.S. constitution in half horizontally? the U.S. divided, the north half and south half
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Where do bees catch the bus? At the buzz stop
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What did one math book say to the other? I have more problems than you do
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have you heard the joke about the pizza? its cheesy
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have you heard the joke about the farmer? its corny
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They tried to save him with an I.V. but it was all in vein.
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I tried to get into fishing, but I couldn't get hooked
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When I was in Alaska, I thought I saw an eye doctor, but it was just an optical Aleutian.
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