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Don't mess those strokes in that photoshp design. Otherwise Julian Casablancas will be pissed!
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Prince of Purrrrsia was the cat's meow.
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Don't buy the guys who were stuck underground in Chile any beers. They are miners.
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A dog gave birth on the side of the road and was cited for littering.
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I'm always a little warey around sarcastic junkies. I'm always afraid of their needle.
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A starling was chirping away loudly on the branch of a very hung-over tree. The tree turned groggily to the bird and said "come on mate, leaf it out."
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Potatoes really aren't fans of salt and vinegar - the find the flavour too crisp.
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A peanut walks into a police station to make a complaint claiminghe was a salted.
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